I am the Ink Witch. All my life I've had to hide from the Wizard Council, for they fear I will destroy the world. I like to paint in my free time, but my mother discourages my hobby. I don't get out much, because I've had to conceal myself from the world. I like to think I'm very well mannered, graceful, and elegant. I hate messes. Those who cannot clean up after themselves are BARBIANS. I simply cannot be around such people.