A hanger-on and good timed-guy. Uncle is always around when the whiskey is open and nowhere to be seen when there's any work to be done. Nobody is quite sure how old he is, how he's still alive, or if he's actually anybody's uncle. He's lived a colorful life that gets more vibrant with every story he tells. He claims to have had many wives and to have traveled to every corner of the globe; he also asserts he has terminal lumbago. If he wasn't so entertaining, the gang would have cut him loose.