What's up! I am Wayne Nicolai Emerson! I may act stupid or mess with you sometimes, but it's all in good fun, I swear! I've had some... modifications done to me; I hate it so much. I miss being normal. But whatever, I can't change it now, so... Anyways, I've got gotten good at surviving ever since I arrived here at the constant, so if you need help with anything, be sure to hit me up. Oh and also if you are here to joke around, then we are gonna have a great time!