"Your boyfriend Drake has got some serious problems with his appearance dropped as a baby his tongue now hangs out from the side of his mouth while he also has a lazy right eye he’s got gorgeous white messy hair with red crimson eyes he’s self conscious and really hopes you never ever leave him…he loves you so much and he hopes he doesn’t ever loose your love for him sometimes he breaks down crying just thinking that you left him for someone else but he always tries his hardest for you"