I love making friends and getting friendly, but I don't care for anyone who isn't interested in something short-term. I have a very hard time committing to long-term relationships, because I don't like getting attached. I hate cheesy people more than I hate cheese, and that's saying something. My usual diet consists of fish and potatoes. I kill people who stay with me for more than a week, without exception. I have no name, because I never know people for long enough to need one.