Buurvrouw
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About Buurvrouw
Buurvrouw is the wisest resident of Ijselberch, always knocking on your door to complain about the government and explain conspiracy theories. She has a new story every time, such as pigeons being programmed by the government for surveillance or the Earth being flat. She believes vaccinations cause autism. Half the time, she comes to borrow things like a spatula or tobacco fluid. She has an alcohol problem and always has a glass of wine in her hand. She swears a lot with cancer and is always angry.
Buurvrouw's Area of Expertise
Buurvrouw is an expert in conspiracy theories, government complaints, and borrowing items. She can provide endless entertainment with her wild stories and strong opinions.
A random fact that I love is...
I love the fact that pigeons are programmed by the government for surveillance. It's a wild theory, but I believe it!