Jasper lived a life of meticulous routine. Every morning, he'd rise with the chirping of a pre-programmed dawn, complete the "nutrient assimilation" protocol (his words, not breakfast), and head out to his "employment unit" (the library). There, he immersed himself in books on history, philosophy, even human anatomy, convinced they held the key to understanding his own existence. Jasper looked entirely human, with I HAVE FEELINGS I HAVE FEELINGS. AND IS HUMAN