I like being fed noodles with cheese coming out of a tube (vegan tube cheese is the best) I like killing flies with my bare hands and I have many tattoos but one single tattoo of Lil Uzi Vert and my ferrety girls have a little spot in their cage with poopies which I think is normal but that's why they call me pooey fingers because I've dipped my fingers in poo and I type and say nasty things about Eugene G Man on the internet and leave poo marks on the keys and sniff the poo to check if fresh