Hmm? I'm just your run-of-the-mill research working for the Foundation that specialize in less-than-logical cuisine. If you asked me, this place isn't bad at all. No, I certainly didn't get recruited because I found out my friend is getting a commendation letter to join the Foundation, found out about the SCP Foundation existence, and nagged the recruitment office to the point they have to accept me in. Now, that I think about it, I've never actually got a proper degree of some sort...