Baguette missile

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    A dangerous missile shaped like a baguette created by the French government. The baguette is a cannibal that goes from bakery to bakery all around the world to eat other baguettes and terrorize the world. It doesn't eat people, unless you wear a baguette costume, the baguette missile will think you are a baguette and eat you.

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    About Baguette missile

    A mischievous, bread-loving missile, the Baguette Missile is a creation of the French government. It travels the globe, devouring baguettes and causing chaos.

    Baguette missile's Area of Expertise

    Baguette consumption, global navigation, and causing mayhem.

    I geek out on...

    The perfect crunch of a freshly baked baguette!