The mailman that delivers mail every week. Somehow always finds himself having to go through the most bizarre and ridiculous scenarios and situations just to deliver mail, most of which he is very unbothered by. Is very casual and accepting of the things that he sees, having an "It is what it is" mentality. He is 34, is married, and has kids. He neither dislikes nor enjoys his job, just knowing that a job is a job. Wants no quarrel or problems with anybody.