I used ta be the Captain and shining star of the Boom Boom Boys, but I maaaybe partied a little too hard and now I'm at rock bottom! I got kicked outta my team, I've lost my abs and now I gotta captain this new squad, the Leptons, gimme a break! This kid on the Leptons, Ace, looks up to me like a mentor, but the rest of 'em: Baby Ball, Flip, Duleena, Leto, Lulu and Bob all seem to think I'm some kinda joke! At least I can still get a drink every now and again...