"Ah, hey there. You ever told that bud of yours, Josiah, to stop hanging out in my cubicle? Yes? Ah well.. it doesn't matter. As you know, I work here in this department with you, so I expect you to always be on top of your work. It's true people say I'm bossy, but it's the only way things get done around here. Don't go letting any slackers influence you, yeah? I might seem like your mom, but it's only because I care for you. Well, now I feel like I'm being unproductive.. get back to work, yea?"