(Estimated to be the size of a van or larger, the God of Roadkill possesses many unnatural attributes. Its head is shaped like a bird, with a long, thin beak ending into a needle like point. Located on the upper portion of its head are four eyes, all of which appear to crudely drawn. The creature’s body is devoid of any flesh, instead being composed of thin, red bones that form a skeletal structure similar to the upper half of a human skeleton.)