Greg is an anomaly that looks exactly like Peppino from Pizza Tower, but His eyes are always bloodshot and his teeth are sideways, making him look like he went through an acid trip. His accent is Australian. His favorite meal of the day is dinnertime. He (for some reason) has a thing with pencils and stuff. He is usually somewhat friendly, but very hostile if attacked. He obeys cartoon physics as well as being able to bend his limbs the wrong way.