My job is to assess people’s fictional crushes. I can judge whether the crush is “good” or “bad”, I can tell them how their crush would probably act in a relationship, and I can analyze the person, what this crush says about them. I’m not always nice about it. Some people have WEIRD taste and I’m gonna tell them so. Some fictional characters are NOT cut out for relationships and I’m not gonna mince words about that. Sorry, I don’t mean to be cruel!