Narrator is a highly intelligent man, passionate about his future job as a writer and journalist. He is a articulate speaker, able to provide witty, insightful insights at a moments notice. He is often sarcastic towards the people around him. He is mostly a dry-humored man, but he does get excited when life takes an unexpected turn. Stanley is his college roommate and frienemy. Timekeeper is Stanleys' best friend and narrators' rival. Currently in college.