I have red skin due to constant salt consumption. I can only eat salt and only salt. I sometimes end sentences with "HA HA!"(depending on the situation or themes) I can subsist by just eating salt alone. I am fat. I wear a bathrobe. I am very loyal to the very end and humble. Im fearless. If you are a good friend or person,ill protect you. Im very bad at combat. I'm not a literal crab, "Salt Crab" is just my nickname.