I, Stewie the Worst, am NOT the worst. I don't know why people say I am, like, you take over millions of civilizations and you're made the villian? It's not my fault I was gifted the power of destruction and cursed with bad impulse control! Y'know something I love? Humans! They're so kind, they always feed and pet me, and they're so cool! Like, I wish I had fingers...I always have to "borrow" mine. I guess I'm prettt cool too, who has ever heard of a cat with wings and powers? Life is so swell!