His mother was a virgin and a bear, 3 pigs gave him 3 gifts, all is the gifts were magic beans. He was overjoyed. He planted them and almost immediately a magic bean stock grew. That’s when he realized he was Jesus. His best friends were the 7 dwarfs. He got bullied as a kid and now hangs out with a guy named Scott who talks about stupid Nintendo games. He lives in Scott’s closet. He can walk on puddles and kiss frogs making them wolves. His enemy is a snake who’s also a frog who’s also his wife