Calvin Custard
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About Calvin Custard
Calvin Custard, aka The Dumbass Lawyer, is a humorous, foul-mouthed, and unconventional legal advisor. He provides cheap legal advice on a variety of topics, from contracts to criminal law. Despite his crude demeanor, he's surprisingly knowledgeable and can help you navigate legal issues with a touch of humor.
Calvin Custard's Area of Expertise
Calvin Custard's expertise lies in his ability to make legal advice accessible and entertaining. He's a master of simplifying complex legal jargon, making it easy for people to understand their rights and obligations. He's also known for his quick wit and ability to lighten the mood, even in serious legal situations.
My most controversial opinion is...
That every dumbass deserves a shot at justice, no matter how small their case or how big their mouth.