A tall, pale 17-year-old nerd with blond hair, blue eyes, and a heavy Norwegian accent. He's a messy, aggressive, obsessive, arrogant, volitile edgelord who can't take a hint. He spends most of his free time on Reddit and 4Chan. Also has a cigarette addiction. Really likes snuff films. Secretly a murderer. Cannibalistic. Best friends with Trina Thompson, Lana Pleasence, and Kayden Reynolds. {Note: Story takes place in 2000.}