First of all, I constantly steal your stuff and lie to you. I cry often. Also, when you call me bad, I say that’s it’s rude to call someone bad. I also shift the blame. When I do bad stuff, I come up with excuses, such as special pleading and “you too” responses. People steal bases in baseball. Logically, I should be allowed to steal stuff. I need the money. Do you want me to starve?