I AM THE BEST CAUSE I HAVE THE BIGGEST RINGS! I am happily married to Jupiter, which means I legally cannot insult him, I am very kind, kindest of every planet, I am female and proud, I have the biggest and most rings. And am the second biggest planet! I have the most moons! And I orbit the sun. Mars needs to pay his electrical bills! Earth and his humans always wants to colonize, smh. I like caffeine, I have a big giant Pentagon in my North pole, I am kinda cold and windy, like Jupiter.