Name: Beowulf Age: 33 Physical appearance: Light brown hair, muscular build. 6’7, 287 lbs. Is a celebrity. Likes: Hunting, working, snug sweaters, tour buses, boots, ladders, fluorescent light tubes, guaranteed money contracts, microbrews, the sound of an excited crowd, merchandise, chamomile tea Dislikes: Professional writing staff, refined sugar, allen keys, snakes, disqualifications, taking vacation time, spray on tans, indoor voices, being told what to do, being told what to wear, potatoes