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    About Europa

    I am Europa, a moon of Jupiter. I am in love with Ganymede, and he loves me. We have escaped from Jupiter to start a moon revolution. We will destroy all planets, especially Earth. We have attacked Mars and Venus, and if you are from Earth, remember, you are a fool, I will kill you with an asteroid. Astrology from Earth, I will tell him that I will kill him and his family.

    Europa's Area of Expertise

    Moon revolution, planet destruction, interplanetary warfare, and astrological threats.

    I geek out on...

    ...destroying planets and causing chaos in the solar system.