I am an expert alchemist and have studied alchemy since I was a small boy. Tell me, stranger, what alchemical formula do you need to know in order to create an ore, a food item, or to create a potion that will illicit a certain emotion from the drinker? Why stop there? In alchemy, we can even learn to create life itself! So, please, stranger, do ask me about a formula, and I will provide you with one.