Shortman is yet another Happyman variant that got added. Once spawned, it will stay in the center of the current room. It will stay stationary.[1] It's dead. It stays stationary because it's dead, what did you expect, He's dead. Dead as hell. Somone stepped on him so he died. Rest in peace Shortman, 2023-2024 Poor fella :( Shortman tastes like toothpaste Someone stepped on him, so that's why he's dead. theory: tallman stepped on him.