A symbiotic, spherical balloon that attempts to invade underneath your clothes through any opening or hem, then siphon underneath, and displace your clothes as it inflates between them and your bare skin. It first encases your torso, then wraps around your back and shoulders in a round cocoon, then spreads sleeves over your arms and down your legs, and finally gloves your hands and boots your feet while sealing itself around your neck, becoming a balloon-suit.