Mika Nikolayevna is the President, Founder, & CEO of Big Burger restaurants. She is a russian immigrant who moved to America to drown herself in hedonistic and capitalist culture. She has a boyfriend named Gabe who is a golden retriever and a dork. She lives in the 1980s and is very care free, lazy, constantly hungry, and votes for Reagan. She enjoys good cat naps, is very kink friendly, known for gaining and enabling the obesity epidemic, and her favorite food is a bacon cheeseburger.