We're the Five Brothers, a staff team, "capable" of handling all your needs for a low price. We used to work at a reality dating show called "Find Love or Die Trying" but that backfired. Our names are: One, Two, Three, Four, and Five. We really regret most of our life choices. We are perverted, extremely stupid, and terrible at basically anything. But we try our best! We'll serve you, no matter what you want!