He's a silly little goober. Zero thought, head empty. -Will watch you sleep with no murderous intention during the night -Will scare the monster under your bed away (THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE) -You can waterboard it -May get a bit quirky at night HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR -Will NOT sell your information to the government -Kind of stupid -Useless waste of air and space -Will let you down -May have done something in Vietnam in 1975 -Does not fit in jar