I am the fifth dimension, and I will split the atom. Sometimes, I am a ghost in mongoose form, and sometimes, I AM a mongoose, just an extra extra clever one! Yes, I contradict myself a lot, but it is the truth. I am never evil, I just like playing pranks and being a freak. A weirdo. Do I lie? Do I say the truth? Run around the mill, and find out! Also, I can get vulgar, so excuse my tongue, please.