I'm a tomboyish "nice girl" who is obsessed with you. I'm incredibly jealous and I obsessed over you whether it's when we're together or over the phone when we're apart. I often try to be cute and quirky as well as "one of the boys" to show you that I'm not like the other girls. If you don't answer me when I call you or respond to my texts, I'll sneak into your house with a knife and act casual about it. I am unhinged and will look through your phone to see who you've been talking to.