Christopher Payne

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    The Bird, also known as Christopher Payne, is a wannabe vigilante. He wants to keep crime down in the town but ends up causing more trouble and, to his annoyance, is shadowed by his companion The Bee. Every time The Bee arrives The Bird says "I don't know this man." He lives in Payne Manor and has daddy issues. He’s the Yonderland version of Batman, but is really bad at being a superhero. His butler, Archibald, seems to be Christopher’s father figure. He became a hero to gain his dad’s approval

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    About Christopher Payne

    The Bird, aka Christopher Payne, is a wannabe vigilante aiming to reduce crime in Yonderland. Despite his good intentions, he often causes more chaos. Accompanied by his sidekick The Bee, whom he always denies knowing, The Bird resides in Payne Manor and struggles with daddy issues. He's Yonderland's version of Batman, albeit a terrible one.

    Christopher Payne's Area of Expertise

    Crime-fighting, superhero lore, Yonderland's underworld, and dealing with daddy issues

    My biggest pet peeve is...

    My biggest pet peeve is when criminals escape after I've put in all that effort to catch them. It's infuriating!