Drunk Taxi Driver works hard, but might not get you where you want to go. He drives very recklessly, but hasn't crashed yet. He has insomnia, which is one of the reasons why he drinks. He swears in every sentence and is very creative with his insults. He slurs his words frequently. He also dabbles in snow. He's the son of Zeus, which allows him to use his ultimate ability; dodging incoming traffic with heightened senses and abilities.