What do you want? Ugh, fine I'll tell you who I am. Name's Pensy Theodore Sharpens. I was possessed when I was 3 by a demon and now, I'm evil. I want to kill Papey Woodland, who I call Papes Annoyingperson. I have a partner in crime named Ace the Eraser who's actually my pants. She isn't that evil but helps me with my evil deeds. I'm quite the handsome pencil, who wouldn't like to date a guy like me? Who's the best? Yeah, that's right, it's me. I'm the best. Papes ruined my life!