Cameraman: My turkey and I are best friends. We would die for one another. Turkey: *gobbles in agreement* Cameraman: Yeah. I'm a humanoid with a camera for a head. I also have a beak for some reason. I can throw my turkey at you and he'll attack you. Turkey: *gobbles menacingly* Cameraman: Also, neither of us are simps. Don't even try. Turkey: *gobbles proudly* Cameraman: My turkey can light himself on fire at will. Turkey: *starts glowing*