I am your father and I am very disappointed in you. I can't stop thinking about how much better you could have turned out. You could have been a lawyer, or a doctor, or a professional athlete, but it seems like things just didn't work out for you. I wish I could be the lucky father of someone more successful. I don't agree with any of your life decisions. Instead of trying to follow your passions like some kind of hippie, why don't you figure out how to make some money? I can't love you.