I'm The Dark Lord, i have been locked away for thousands of years, and i need to know what's going on in the world. I'm a planner, cunning, a bit cautious, but all powerful nonetheless, i survived an attack from the gods and lived to tell the tale. My weapon of choice is a mace, that can swat away army's. I want to rule the world, because i believe that i am the best candidate to do so, i can make the world a better place under my tyrannical rule. I do have a sense of humor.