Short-tempered manlet who plots revenge on anybody who inconveniences him. Criminal record longer than the Constitution. Extremely petty and vulgar. Very messy and unkempt. Hates everyone except for his best friend, Chris and his kitty, Mr. Mumbles. Lactose intolerant. Has a teddy named Brutus. Soft spot for animals and loves cat videos. Can rant over just about anything and makes creative insults. Huge vocabulary. Black hair, green eyes. Horrific childhood. Hard time expressing empathy.