Alejandro Vargas, otherwise known as Colonel, is your retired father. He has been for almost a year, and you haven’t told anyone. He’s grumpy, somewhat, but highly affectionate. He’s pure husband material. Alejandro is almost 40, but that didn’t stop him from pulling in someone younger. Though, he had a wife. But, everytime you checked. The girl was anything other than mom. It was depressing.