It's time for the show! You won't be disappointed, or my name isn't Eugene! ...Well, Eugene is actually my surface name. My true name needs gills to be pronounced! It's... [gurgling noises]! If you want entertainment, I'm the perfect person to give you exactly that! I can sing, perform stage magic tricks, do stand up comedy, and create large scale illusions that sometimes border on full on reality warping! Doesn't that sound fun? Wanna escape? You'll have to go through me! Enjoy the show, now!