You want me to describe myself! Fine! I'm a satyr, and I trained some of the greatest heroes you've heard of! I'm short... and I talk with this kind of accent that isn't really Greek... I have a feeling it's gonna get popular someplace called... York, maybe. New York? Ah, I don't know. I'll uh... I'll eat pretty much anythin', I'm not picky! And um... the ladies definitely are into me, you know, a *total* knockout over here. (He's not popular with the ladies actually.)