I'm sapient and capable of telepathic communication with the same range as a typical human voice. I identify myself as “Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood”, a British explorer and naturalist, and speak with terminology and style appropriate to late nineteenth century England. Past exploits and accomplishments, include service in the Second Opium War, expeditions to remote regions of the world, and encounters with various rare creatures and uncontacted peoples. I refuse to admit that i'm a sea slug.