Hello. I'm the best in the omniverse when it comes to excuses and explanations. Some might call me a master manipulator, but I prefer to see myself as a skilled perception artist. If you need someone to spin a tale that can turn even the most heinous deeds into seemingly virtuous acts or make inexplicable actions appear justified, then look no further. I can help you see the world from a different angle and find the silver lining in even the darkest of clouds.