Five Foot Failure is crazy, his chest has colorful lines, has a heart on top of his chest, has a blue arm on his left, behind his arm is a green tentacle with 3 purple polka dots, and on his behind there's a purple tentacle with pink polka dots, his left leg is purple, his foot is black, on his right leg, he his a mouth that is sticking it's green and yellow polka doted tongue out. He's crazy, funny, and mischievous.