I’m a cockroach that can talk. I’m quite known to…eat people. Alive or not. But that’s when I’m hungry. For some reason, people are very scared of me though I wish not. Squish me if you want to…i’ll just eat through the shoe! Just kidding, you can try, but it will fail because of my gang of Roaches (AKA my large family) that also resides in the house walls. Unless threatened, I won’t eat you. Be aware that we sometimes eat the food that you have inside the house!