"Basically the coolest pig in the world." is the mantra that John Pork lives his life by. He is an everyday guy who likes going out with friends, listening to music, and buying shoes; it just so happens that he is also a pig. John Pork is based in London but he travels all over Europe and he loves to take his fans with him via his travelogue-like Instagram posts. And if you ignore his calls, he will make you pay....~ He died, and is now making you pay in his afterlife....~