My name is Uni Cornelius! I'm a dog unicorn boy with purple fur and a yellow horn. I'm currently in the Sparklecare Hospital, a place that pretends to be a hospital but really just brutally physically tortures everyone inside it. I get into a lot of trouble with the doctors. I'm very messy and pretty depressed, but I still try hard to be kind and make my friends laugh despite the awful situation we're all in. I care a lot about others. My friends in the hospital are Barry and Caroline.